survey about myself Who are you? 1) First of all, how old are you? 10 years later i will still say i am 18 2) Do you believe in reincarnation? yes 3) Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf. as deaf as a rabbit. or as blind as an owl during night 4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? nothing. as long as they didn't fall in love with me 5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? soso.i will pretend to listen attentively 6) Would you rather be short or tall? tall. weird qns 7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? of cos the latter 8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay, good? overly good -___________- ......... 9) Do you like to dance? no.i rather sleep 10) Are you shy to ask someone out? yes 11) Do you like to talk on the phone? depends on who is the other party 12) Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? if i am trying to slim down -> a walk. otherwise TV. final answer = TV . (a failure attempt to slim down) 13) What's your dream honeymoon place? some isolated place to gaze at the sky. definitely overseas provided that i managed to con a poor fellow into marriage 14) What would be the first thing you'd change about yourself? i aint going to change myself for other people's sake 15) Do you think boys or girls have it easier? girls. no national serivce i dont want gender equality, men should shoulder the burden. oyeah~ 16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go? whats done cannot be undone and I am not interested to watch my mum giving birth to me 17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? walk around in the wild or go explore other people's houses. yes i am that nosy 18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]? nike 19) If you could change your name, what would it be? its just a name.why the trouble to change 20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh? no.i aint psycho. i cry all the time and no one laugh at me 21) Have you ever thought you were going to die? when i was preparing for my 22) What's the hardest thing about growing up? no idea. i am still growing up i am a cute kiddi ^_^ 23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Would you ever? never.so that the sharks dont have to strip me as they gobble me? 24) What little unknown talents do you possess? its still unknown 25) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? yes, if that bowl is as big as 1 cent coin. 26) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do? rob the bank without being caught 27) What's the worst word(s) you know? "worst" 28) If there would be one thing about yourself that you could change, what would it be? no. 29) Have you ever wanted to run away? Run where? never. i am too broke to run away. transportation fee.... living fee... 30) What's your worst fear? to be poor 31) What is your dream car? to have the money to buy the most expensive car in the world. i dont know what car is that 32) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no. they are fake. i rather sleep with $1000 note, and i dont have that 33) Have you ever felt you were in love? never 34) If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? a stupid servant who will always listen to me. i rather someone stupid who will do the chopping off coconut job for me than a gorgeous hunk who believes in gender equality and share the hard chores equally with me 35) What is your favorite color? dont know. who cares what color i like~ 36) What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? rich, handsome (tall 1.75m, fair, skinny), not too man, bad taste, obedient, henpecker,etc 37) If you could be any animal what would you be? a happy sea turtle which will never be caught or eaten. turtle meat.... 38) What is your favorite gum? gum is banned over here 39) How do you eat an Oreo? with hands 40) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? chicken got fingers??? 41) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? ya. why not 42) If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? don't know . I don’t hate anyone yet DOB: march Sex: F Height : 1.69 Hair Color: black Eye Color: black Location: School: graduated Pets: Ahyong, Red eared terrapin Dream Job: taitai Fav Music: dont know Fav Movie: dont know Fav Food: egg tart, tao suan, durian, sotong, egg yolk, etc Fav Subject: Chinese Fav Sport: sleeping Least Fav: studying Fave Month: dec Fave Holidays: chirstmas Fav Toothpaste: who cares, as long as i brush my teeth
一直都在过着无趣的生活
干这一行就是这么无趣。我要假装充满爱心的样子,对方说着无聊,但听起来好象是笑话的时候我要假装被逗笑的样子
有时觉得我演技还蛮不错的
或许对方也是过得很无趣。
明知道我假装被逗笑,还要假装很开心,因为他成功地逗我笑了
与其双方在那里假装,不如对方不要开个不好笑的玩笑
没关系。好心有好报,有朝一日我心血来潮开个不好笑的玩笑时,对方也会在那里,假装很好笑的样子
我无聊地沦落到填写survey about myself
我这一辈子可能就要这样过了…
无聊地过……