床又动了
昨天晚上的床只是在闹小脾气
感觉到背后的床褥往下陷,似有人躺在旁边
顿时睡意全无,三更半夜的我竟然精神抖擞
心想楼下的头七好像就是当晚
傻乎乎地躺在床上,原本想继续睡,但越躺越精神
躺在黑黢黢的房间里,全身的细胞都在跳跃着,心想一旦有任何风吹草动就要跳床逃跑
最后终于想通了:正常人是不会继续躺在床上准备呼呼大睡的
我抓起抱枕,跑向父母的房间
就像是还在读小学的小女孩一样。匆忙之中双手只知道要抓住一样东西,不理智的手就是想触摸到一样实物,自我催眠--这抱枕可以化身超人保护我
我伫立在父母房门外许久
后来折身回房。想不到要说些什么,说了也没用,反正大家都看不到东西
到了最后我还是很不正常地继续睡觉
其实床是很乖的
平时很安分守己,只会发出小小的移动声
最严重也只不过整张床被抬起后静悄悄地往外移,离开墙壁
对,我的床是很乖的
至少它还没飘浮在空中,再來个360度凌空旋转,把我压在床褥下
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
11:40 PM
年纪大了
刚刚吐出了几个小时前所吃的面包,还好我向来都细细咀嚼,吐出来的面包一瞬间就被冲入水道了
幸好当时顺路经过厕所,要不然吐得客厅满地肮脏
发烧了几天,吃药之后要1个小时后才会退烧
这才发现,原来年纪大了
走起路来轻飘飘的,也许再过多几天就可以升天了
Monday, November 20, 2006
3:36 PM
跟錯人
今天被上面的派去上课,因为其他人的职衔都比我大,所以人家不要做的,我这个打杂的去干
当我快要到达那遥远的目的地的时候,身後傳來細細的打鼾聲
後面正坐著一個男生,他垂著頭,輕輕地打鼾著,輪廓很深,頭發烏黑
帥氣的臉龐總是能夠牽絆人心,即使咕嚕咕嚕的打鼾聲一直在耳際回響著也可以化成夜鶯的優美叫聲
巴士到站時,我開心地發現大家都在同一個車站下車,正当我还想往那張臉龐瞧多一眼時,司機決定拐個彎。
驟時我所看到的臉龐變成了天花板,身體撲倒在身旁的座位上。
整辆巴士里,只有我一个人跌倒
我從座位上跳起來,假装若无其事地走向出口
到了街上男生开始往右转,我尾隨在後
由于從小就是個路癡,我有隨意跟人的習慣
我們走向同一個地方。他會是我未來的同事嗎?
可是他看起來又太年輕了
幾分鐘後我恍然發現,原來我走錯地方了
真是跟錯人了
Saturday, November 18, 2006
7:35 PM
忘年之恋
去friendster巡视了一趟,发现很多旧同学都成双成对、铁树开花
难以置信
我想我应该有问题
看见杨振宁和他老婆(翁帆)的恩爱夫妻照,又使我想起会算命的网友所说的话
他说,我的初恋可能是忘年之恋
我这辈子没做过什么缺德事,老天爷不可能这么惩罚我吧 (当然我不是说翁帆不好,反正我又不认识她)
翁帆长得如花似玉都会嫁给杨振宁了,我这张脸还有一线生机吗?
“你爷爷好年轻喔”
“咳…咳…他是俺的相公”
“嗯……白头偕老”
“谢谢” (他已经白头了)
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
12:10 AM
敲木鱼……咚…咚…
最近口袋里有了几分钱
心痒痒的想买新手机,旧手机还好好的,只不过是LCD裂了,键盘有时坏有时好
找来找去终于看上了外形酷炫且不贵的sony ericsson z610i
可惜虚有其表,其功能恶评如潮
开始变得婆妈,反复考虑,难以决定
朋友一言惊醒梦中人
她说“think u better decide whether u wan the look or the cam”
我恍然大悟“tats like saying
do i want a yandao with no money onot
its like deciding my future!!!!!"
朋友回答“o ya hor!!!”
不知道是不是随口敷衍我……
我就以一个手机决定了我的未来,
“i have decided!!!!
i want a rich and yandao man
not a poor n yandao man"
朋友说“but think extinct liao..u find one let me noe too...”
我回复“cannot find then dun change lor”
为我这孤注一掷的毅然决定感到骄傲
找不到最好的那就别嫁
我出嫁之日亦是我这一生中梦境破灭之期
老处女也可以开心
得不到的东西是最美的
敲木鱼……咚…咚…
我要理智地过一生,纵然这只是一支手机
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
12:23 PM
恋母情结
这是刚才搭车回家发生的事
话说~我穿着浅红色长袖上衣,这件衣服是我那位立志要当尼姑的姐姐为我而买的
不过既然是免费的,那我也不挑剔,毕竟我也两袖清风了
我的头发看起来疲惫不堪,因为头发们看起来像是被摇晃了整天,有的趴有的站、东歪西倒的
而我手上就提着一个3公斤重的手提电脑,那外形酷炫的电脑是放在一个暗淡的灰色手提包里
手提包的颜色就和老人斑的颜色一样,散发出无穷的成熟稳重的魅力?
简言之,我看起来就像是一个被丈夫抛弃了的中年妇女
我走上巴士后,左手吃力地提着3公斤,右手随手将头发往后一梳
这时,耳边忽然传来口哨声
我愣在那里
随即告诉我自己,这是新的ringtone,dun be so sua gu
之后我就继续站着……
终于,坐在我面前的乘客下车了
我当然很正常地转身坐下来,就在这转身的那一瞬间…
我轻轻地撞到了1个学生和一个大婶,学生用力地盯着我看
我也看着他…
心想:大婶都没火,你发火什么
学生僵硬地站在门口看着我
心想:糟糕我要被ITE的打了
没几秒钟时间我便向恶势力低头,say sorry
出乎意料的,学生心情很好地说“啊!不用紧,byebye!”,开开心心地下车了
心想“好开朗的孩子”
基于工作性质,我差点也要和他说声“byebye”
这时他的朋友转过头来盯着我看,大声地说“咦Eeeee!!!你为什么喜欢她??”
顿时,我成了整辆巴士的焦点
过了几个站后,一个乘客在下车前还记得刻意回眸一看,打量我
………
原来现在的年轻男生都有恋母情结
宽衣解带 这是几天前发生的事
贴出来凑数吧
话说那天我穿上一件不大件的t-shirt上班
我一踏出家楼下的电梯门口就看见前面走来1个男人
那男人突然睁大眼睛看着我…
没事的,我一定是眼花了,男人干吗要看我。我继续往前走…
又往前走了几十米~
我站在交通灯旁等红灯
又一男人张大着眼睛望着我。智障的我继续认为:
没事的,我一定是眼花了,男人不会看我的。我继续往前走…
就这样,途中又经过了不知道多少个男人,不知走过了几百米……
我终于到达巴士站了。我开心地坐下,低头坐下的时候我瞥见了我的t-shirt………
all but 2 buttons were unbuttoned..........
我一路翻山越岭走到车站,竟然没有人告诉我…
一路碰面的男人都住在我家附近……
回家的路上,发现我的纽扣又松了
结果我就站在组屋楼下扭上纽扣…
又扭开纽扣……因为扭错了
结果我就在公共场所button...unbutton..button...unbutton..
Sunday, November 05, 2006
8:49 PM
japanese language project
2005年的上半年所做的日文专题作业
当然现在的程度比当年好得多了,发现对话中有几个病语
也发现了,原来自己的脸皮有那么厚,故事内容幼稚却好意思在近百多名(好像是百多吧)同学名前放映
这就是青春的神奇之处了
无论如何,那是一段开心的回忆 :)
drawing
情不好的时候画的。
老样子,只画了一只眼睛
为什么只画了一只眼睛?
如果人生就是一部戏的话,那我就要照着精彩的电影情节来演好我的人生......
话说,一位男生自小立志要当位举世闻名的画家。他参加了无数的画画比赛,得奖无数。他也深信自己将来会获得成功,他仿佛见到了他未来的锦绣前程。
别人为了将来努力地埋头苦读,好像浮沉在海中央的木头一样,不知道将来的命运如何。
他却扎实地一步步往前进,他知道自己将会是个大画师,就连周围的老师和同学们都这么说。
他开心、满足地过着每一天,直到他遇到车祸的那一天。
医生说他的右手不会再像以前一样的灵活了。
男生终于遇到了他人生中的第一个挫折。无论他怎么努力,他就是无法画好一只左眼
他成了一颗陨落的流星
他曾经耀眼瞩目
现在却成了一颗拖着长长尾巴、快要化成灰烬的流星
一直默默在旁留意他的不起眼女生终于鼓起勇气,走向他,打开话匣子。
也许是因为陨落的流星已经失去了刺眼的光芒,女孩才有勇气接近他。又或许,那份勇气是受着同情心的推动。
男生坐在椅子上,不肯与女生交谈
他眼珠死死盯着自己的右手
女生对男生许下诺言,她会为男生画下所有素描中所缺少的左眼。
女生每天都很认真地画左眼,然而一个星期以后男生却失踪了
听说他移民到外国了
虽然男生已经离开了,但是女生从此再也画不出一张完整的脸。
当然,以上纯属虚构
我的人生没那么精彩
编了这么长的故事,我觉得我越来越无聊了。而且文笔也退步了
只画半张脸因为我没时间画完整张脸,就算有时间,画出来的一定是大小眼
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
4:08 PM
survey about myself Who are you? 1) First of all, how old are you? 10 years later i will still say i am 18 2) Do you believe in reincarnation? yes 3) Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf. as deaf as a rabbit. or as blind as an owl during night 4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? nothing. as long as they didn't fall in love with me 5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? soso.i will pretend to listen attentively 6) Would you rather be short or tall? tall. weird qns 7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and happy? of cos the latter 8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay, good? overly good -___________- ......... 9) Do you like to dance? no.i rather sleep 10) Are you shy to ask someone out? yes 11) Do you like to talk on the phone? depends on who is the other party 12) Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? if i am trying to slim down -> a walk. otherwise TV. final answer = TV . (a failure attempt to slim down) 13) What's your dream honeymoon place? some isolated place to gaze at the sky. definitely overseas provided that i managed to con a poor fellow into marriage 14) What would be the first thing you'd change about yourself? i aint going to change myself for other people's sake 15) Do you think boys or girls have it easier? girls. no national serivce i dont want gender equality, men should shoulder the burden. oyeah~ 16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go? whats done cannot be undone and I am not interested to watch my mum giving birth to me 17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? walk around in the wild or go explore other people's houses. yes i am that nosy 18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]? nike 19) If you could change your name, what would it be? its just a name.why the trouble to change 20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh? no.i aint psycho. i cry all the time and no one laugh at me 21) Have you ever thought you were going to die? when i was preparing for my 22) What's the hardest thing about growing up? no idea. i am still growing up i am a cute kiddi ^_^ 23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Would you ever? never.so that the sharks dont have to strip me as they gobble me? 24) What little unknown talents do you possess? its still unknown 25) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? yes, if that bowl is as big as 1 cent coin. 26) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would you do? rob the bank without being caught 27) What's the worst word(s) you know? "worst" 28) If there would be one thing about yourself that you could change, what would it be? no. 29) Have you ever wanted to run away? Run where? never. i am too broke to run away. transportation fee.... living fee... 30) What's your worst fear? to be poor 31) What is your dream car? to have the money to buy the most expensive car in the world. i dont know what car is that 32) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? no. they are fake. i rather sleep with $1000 note, and i dont have that 33) Have you ever felt you were in love? never 34) If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? a stupid servant who will always listen to me. i rather someone stupid who will do the chopping off coconut job for me than a gorgeous hunk who believes in gender equality and share the hard chores equally with me 35) What is your favorite color? dont know. who cares what color i like~ 36) What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else? rich, handsome (tall 1.75m, fair, skinny), not too man, bad taste, obedient, henpecker,etc 37) If you could be any animal what would you be? a happy sea turtle which will never be caught or eaten. turtle meat.... 38) What is your favorite gum? gum is banned over here 39) How do you eat an Oreo? with hands 40) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork? chicken got fingers??? 41) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? ya. why not 42) If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? don't know . I don’t hate anyone yet DOB: march Sex: F Height : 1.69 Hair Color: black Eye Color: black Location: School: graduated Pets: Ahyong, Red eared terrapin Dream Job: taitai Fav Music: dont know Fav Movie: dont know Fav Food: egg tart, tao suan, durian, sotong, egg yolk, etc Fav Subject: Chinese Fav Sport: sleeping Least Fav: studying Fave Month: dec Fave Holidays: chirstmas Fav Toothpaste: who cares, as long as i brush my teeth
一直都在过着无趣的生活
干这一行就是这么无趣。我要假装充满爱心的样子,对方说着无聊,但听起来好象是笑话的时候我要假装被逗笑的样子
有时觉得我演技还蛮不错的
或许对方也是过得很无趣。
明知道我假装被逗笑,还要假装很开心,因为他成功地逗我笑了
与其双方在那里假装,不如对方不要开个不好笑的玩笑
没关系。好心有好报,有朝一日我心血来潮开个不好笑的玩笑时,对方也会在那里,假装很好笑的样子
我无聊地沦落到填写survey about myself
我这一辈子可能就要这样过了…
无聊地过……